I get a lot of wrong numbers at work. And many of them are looking for something to do with the military--the defence finance and accounting service? I've discovered that the area code for that number is 216, while mine is 212. I would better understand all the wrong numbers if the correct area code was 213 or 211, but 216? That's a number over AND a number down.
Maybe I should start doing what Kramer did when he started getting calls for Moviefone. "Welcome to Moviefone!"
"Defense Finance and Accounting Service, may I help you?"